Creepy Quote of the Day #0: What Keeps You Up

"What's wrong with you lately?"
"Ummm...I don't know. I've been depressed."
"Why?"
"I can't sleep."
"Just insomnia?"
"Uhhh.....What keeps you up all night makes you depressed?"

"The internet?"

"Yes, but no."

"Existentialism?"

"What?"

"Contemplating mortality, knowing that someday I will die & I will never be OK with that?"

"No, me!"

"Oh. Meth?"

- Unpleasant Dialogue Between Friends